With Eager Feet: Archive

Oct 30th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 28th

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

Oct 28th

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Oct 28th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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I laughed so hard in the Writing Center that I got a headache. I love my job.

Oct 25th

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Madison, WI

Conferences kick ass. Went out to the bars two nights ago: 1. Helped a lady who fell in the middle of the street. She really fell the fuck down. 2. Drank a TON of beer. 3. Met a local and helped him realize his dream of becoming a musician. 4. Got necked by a gay guy. 5. Smoked a ciggerette with a homeless man. 6. Snuck PBR into our hotel room from the bar because Madison, WI stops selling...

Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 20th

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I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to see someone smile so badly before.

Oct 19th

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Oct 17th

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Ted: Hey, Lem mentioned there's something weird going on with the motion sensor in the lab?
Veronica: Oh, yeah.  We replaced all the sensors in the lab with a new state-of-the-art system that will save money.  It works by detecting light reflected off the skin.
Ted: Well, Lem says it doesn't work at all.
Veronica: Lem's wrong.  It does work, although there is a problem: it doesn't seem to see black people.
Ted: The system doesn't see black people?
Veronica: I know, weird, huh?
Ted: That's more than weird, Veronica, it's basically, well, racist.
Veronica: The Company's policy is that it's actually the opposite of racist, because it's not targeting black people, it's just ignoring them.  They insist the worst people can call it is "indifferent."

Oct 17th

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“I’m vulnerable, like a fawn in the woods. But tough… like a fawn in the woods...”

– Veronica (from Better Off Ted)

Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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I found some of my writing. I can’t decide if the story is terrible or worth reading.

Oct 17th

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Oct 17th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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GRE tomorrow morning.

Cue hyperventilating.

Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 12th

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Oct 11th

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Oct 11th

I just spilled boiling hot Earl Grey Tea all over my hands and legs. It really hurt. On the plus side, I’m going to get groceries today so I can actually eat food.

Oct 11th

I need super hugs right now and I don't know why.

Worst feeling ever. I think the coffee is doing bad things to my brain.

Oct 10th

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